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35 Funny Christmas Letter Board Quotes

Updated December 4, 2020 · This post contains affiliate links. Read disclosure.

I love Christmas letter board quotes. They're great for getting into the holiday spirit. Plus, not only do they make great home decor, but they're perfect for posting on social media too.

Letter boards have been a hot trend for the past few years.

If you browse Instagram, I’m sure that by now you’ve seen many humorous letter board quotes.

In this post, I’ll be sharing 35 funny (as well as a few classic and simple) Christmas letter board quotes.

If you want to create you own letter board, I've listed my favorites below.

My Favorite Letter Boards

  • The Original Hexagon Letter Board
  • Tall Letter Board and 290 Letters
  • Letter Board Set with Farmhouse Rustic Wood Frame

Home Alone

3 Lessons from Home Alone:
A. Be nice to your neighbors.
2. Always order extra cheese pizza.
D. Being home during a robbery is still better than any holiday traveling.

Credit: fulcandles

Christmas Tree

Any tree is a Christmas tree if you yell at your family around it enough.

Credit: letterfolk

Elf on a Shelf

That moment when you are almost asleep and you realize you forgot to move the elf.

Credit: onceuponafarm

Christmas Wine

The weather outside is frightful, but the wine is so delightful.

Credit: feltletterboards

Wrapping Paper

Walk into your room with wrapping paper and they will not come in. You're welcome.

Credit: monique.willms

Time of Year

It's that time of year when the houses who never took their lights down aren't getting judged.

Credit: letterfolk

From the Windows

From the windows to the walls, Imma 'bout to deck these halls.

Credit: cottage_on_yale

Dashing Through the Day

Dashing through the day, dad carrying all our crap. All the places we go, hoping no one snaps. Extra events to attend. Lots of presents to find. Seeing how far mom can bend before she loses her mind. Oh holidays.

Credit: jessieinchicago

Ho Ho

Ho ho holy crap. I spent how much?

Credit: thishouse.thishome

Credit: letterfolk

Stages of Shopping

The stages of Christmas shopping:

  1. Plenty of time
  2. Oh no

Credit: fulcandles

Wishlist

Me: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas
Santa: Be realistic
Me: Ok I want 5 min every day to have my coffee hot and pee in peace
Santa: What color unicorn?

Credit: pine_and_poem

Amazon Prime

It's beginning to look a lot like... I got my money's worth from my Amazon prime membership.

Credit: lizbir

Tell Me

Tell me what you want what you really really want. - Santa

Credit: mrsjessicaroberts

Bake Cookies

  • Bake cookies
  • Decorate the tree
  • Letter to Santa
  • Watch a holiday movie
  • Drink hot cocoa
  • Ride the Christmas train
  • Go ice skating
  • Go to candy cane lane
  • Send holiday cards
  • Build a gingerbread house

Credit: lizbir

Christmas Plan

I planned out our whole day! First we'll make snow angels for 2 hours and then go ice skating and then eat a whole roll of Tollhouse cookie dough as fast as we can then to finish we'll snuggle.

Credit: whitegrlinacrowd

Credit: thegoodandgoldco

Hang Ornaments

I didn't know I had OCD until I watched my kids hang ornaments on the tree. JK I've always known.

Credit: emcsexton

Christmas Movies

  • The Holiday
  • Love Actually
  • Elf
  • Holiday Inn
  • This Christmas
  • Family Man
  • Home Alone
  • White Christmas
  • Muppet Xmas Carol
  • The Family Stone
  • Just Friends

Credit: loveandlion

Clark Griswold

The jolliest bunch of elves this side of the nuthouse.

Credit: jessiepennington

I Am a Gift

Gonna go lay under the Christmas tree until my family wakes up to remind them that I am a gift.

Credit: jkchatham

Always Jingle

Always jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.

Credit: refluffs

Cold Outside

Baby it's cold outside. No seriously. It's freakin' cold out there.

Credit: mrskmdelacruz

All I'm Saying

All I'm saying is you rarely see a person crying and eating a Christmas cookie at the same time.

Credit: _ashley_noel_

Here Comes Amazon

Here comes Amazon, here comes Amazon, right down my driveway.

Credit: notyouraveragefirstlady

Peace on Earth

Peace on earth. Goodwill to men. Except a few of you. You know who you are.

Credit: fulcandles

Know You're Old

You know you're old when you watch Home Alone and wonder how much their mortgage is.

Credit: kitchstudios

Dreaming

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.

Credit: kitchstudios

Deck the Halls

Deck the halls like Chip and Joanna are watching.

Credit: letterfolk

Not a Playa

I'm not a playa, I just crush a lot.

Credit: the_whitehydrangea

Christmas Lights

Physically forcing my husband to hang Christmas lights is my cardio.

Credit: letterfolk

Home Alone

The worst thing the parents did in Home Alone wasn't leaving their kid at home. It was trying to force everyone to drink milk with pizza.

Credit: letterfolk

Alexa

Play N*Sync Christmas album.

Credit: letterfolk

Want for Christmas

Pro Tip: Yell out exactly what you want for Christmas near your partners cell phone and just wait for FB to send pop-up ads their way.

Credit: letterfolk

Untangle You

If I untangle you and you don't even work, you are dead to me literally and Christmas is over.

Credit: 47andpine

Christmas Card Photos

Pro tip for taking the best Christmas card photos: leave your kids at home.

Credit: sleepandthecity

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