35 Funny Christmas Letter Board Quotes

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I love Christmas letter board quotes. They’re great for getting into the holiday spirit. Plus, not only do they make great home decor, but they’re perfect for posting on social media too.

Letter boards have been a hot trend for the past few years.

If you browse Instagram, I’m sure that by now you’ve seen many humorous letter board quotes.

In this post, I’ll be sharing 35 funny (as well as a few classic and simple) Christmas letter board quotes.

If you want to create you own letter board, I’ve listed my favorites below.

My Favorite Letter Boards

Home Alone

3 Lessons from Home Alone:
A. Be nice to your neighbors.
2. Always order extra cheese pizza.
D. Being home during a robbery is still better than any holiday traveling.

HOME ALONE QUOTE

Credit: fulcandles

Christmas Tree

Any tree is a Christmas tree if you yell at your family around it enough.

CHRISTMAS TREE QUOTE

Credit: letterfolk

Elf on a Shelf

That moment when you are almost asleep and you realize you forgot to move the elf.

ELF ON A SHELF

Credit: onceuponafarm

Christmas Wine

The weather outside is frightful, but the wine is so delightful.

 CHRISTMAS WINE QUOTE

Credit: feltletterboards

Wrapping Paper

Walk into your room with wrapping paper and they will not come in. You’re welcome.

WRAPPING PAPER

Credit: monique.willms

Time of Year

It’s that time of year when the houses who never took their lights down aren’t getting judged.

TIME OF YEAR

Credit: letterfolk

From the Windows

From the windows to the walls, Imma ’bout to deck these halls.

FROM THE WINDOWS

Credit: cottage_on_yale

Dashing Through the Day

Dashing through the day, dad carrying all our crap. All the places we go, hoping no one snaps. Extra events to attend. Lots of presents to find. Seeing how far mom can bend before she loses her mind. Oh holidays.

DASHING THROUGH THE DAY

Credit: jessieinchicago

Ho Ho

Ho ho holy crap. I spent how much?

Ho ho holy crap. I spent how much?

Credit: thishouse.thishome

CHRISTMAS TREE ADVENT

Credit: letterfolk

Stages of Shopping

The stages of Christmas shopping:

  1. Plenty of time
  2. Oh no
STAGES OF SHOPPING

Credit: fulcandles

Wishlist

Me: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas
Santa: Be realistic
Me: Ok I want 5 min every day to have my coffee hot and pee in peace
Santa: What color unicorn?

WISHLIST QUOTE

Credit: pine_and_poem

Amazon Prime

It’s beginning to look a lot like… I got my money’s worth from my Amazon prime membership.

AMAZON PRIME QUOTE

Credit: lizbir

Tell Me

Tell me what you want what you really really want. – Santa

TEEL ME QUOTE

Credit: mrsjessicaroberts

Bake Cookies

  • Bake cookies
  • Decorate the tree
  • Letter to Santa
  • Watch a holiday movie
  • Drink hot cocoa
  • Ride the Christmas train
  • Go ice skating
  • Go to candy cane lane
  • Send holiday cards
  • Build a gingerbread house
BAKE COOKIES QUOTE

Credit: lizbir

Christmas Plan

I planned out our whole day! First we’ll make snow angels for 2 hours and then go ice skating and then eat a whole roll of Tollhouse cookie dough as fast as we can then to finish we’ll snuggle.

CHRISTMAS PLAN

Credit: whitegrlinacrowd

FA LA LA LA LA

Credit: thegoodandgoldco

Hang Ornaments

I didn’t know I had OCD until I watched my kids hang ornaments on the tree. JK I’ve always known.

HANG ORNAMENTS QUOTE

Credit: emcsexton

Christmas Movies

  • The Holiday
  • Love Actually
  • Elf
  • Holiday Inn
  • This Christmas
  • Family Man
  • Home Alone
  • White Christmas
  • Muppet Xmas Carol
  • The Family Stone
  • Just Friends
CHRISTMAS MOVIE LIST

Credit: loveandlion

Clark Griswold

The jolliest bunch of elves this side of the nuthouse.

CLARK GRISWOLD QUOTE

Credit: jessiepennington

I Am a Gift

Gonna go lay under the Christmas tree until my family wakes up to remind them that I am a gift.

I AM A GIFT QUOTE

Credit: jkchatham

Always Jingle

Always jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.

ALWAYS JINGLE QUOTE

Credit: refluffs

Cold Outside

Baby it’s cold outside. No seriously. It’s freakin’ cold out there.

BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE

Credit: mrskmdelacruz

All I’m Saying

All I’m saying is you rarely see a person crying and eating a Christmas cookie at the same time.

ALL I'M SAYING QUOTE

Credit: _ashley_noel_

Here Comes Amazon

Here comes Amazon, here comes Amazon, right down my driveway.

HERE COMES AMAZON

Credit: notyouraveragefirstlady

Peace on Earth

Peace on earth. Goodwill to men. Except a few of you. You know who you are.

PEACE ON EARTH

Credit: fulcandles

Know You’re Old

You know you’re old when you watch Home Alone and wonder how much their mortgage is.

KNOW YOU'RE OLD

Credit: kitchstudios

Dreaming

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.

DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS

Credit: kitchstudios

Deck the Halls

Deck the halls like Chip and Joanna are watching.

DECK THE HALLS

Credit: letterfolk

Not a Playa

I’m not a playa, I just crush a lot.

NOT A PLAYA

Credit: the_whitehydrangea

Christmas Lights

Physically forcing my husband to hang Christmas lights is my cardio.

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS QUOTE

Credit: letterfolk

Home Alone

The worst thing the parents did in Home Alone wasn’t leaving their kid at home. It was trying to force everyone to drink milk with pizza.

HOME ALONE QUOTE

Credit: letterfolk

Alexa

Play N*Sync Christmas album.

Play N*Sync Christmas album

Credit: letterfolk

Want for Christmas

Pro Tip: Yell out exactly what you want for Christmas near your partners cell phone and just wait for FB to send pop-up ads their way.

WANT FOR CHRISTMAS QUOTE

Credit: letterfolk

Untangle You

If I untangle you and you don’t even work, you are dead to me literally and Christmas is over.

UNTANGLE YOU QUOTE

Credit: 47andpine

Christmas Card Photos

Pro tip for taking the best Christmas card photos: leave your kids at home.

CHRISTMAS CARD PHOTOS QUOTE

Credit: sleepandthecity

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