I love Christmas letter board quotes. They’re great for getting into the holiday spirit. Plus, not only do they make great home decor, but they’re perfect for posting on social media too.
Letter boards have been a hot trend for the past few years.
If you browse Instagram, I’m sure that by now you’ve seen many humorous letter board quotes.
In this post, I’ll be sharing 35 funny (as well as a few classic and simple) Christmas letter board quotes.
If you want to create you own letter board, I’ve listed my favorites below.
My Favorite Letter Boards
- The Original Hexagon Letter Board
- Tall Letter Board and 290 Letters
- Letter Board Set with Farmhouse Rustic Wood Frame
3 Lessons from Home Alone:
A. Be nice to your neighbors.
2. Always order extra cheese pizza.
D. Being home during a robbery is still better than any holiday traveling.
Any tree is a Christmas tree if you yell at your family around it enough.
Elf on a Shelf
That moment when you are almost asleep and you realize you forgot to move the elf.
The weather outside is frightful, but the wine is so delightful.
Walk into your room with wrapping paper and they will not come in. You’re welcome.
Time of Year
It’s that time of year when the houses who never took their lights down aren’t getting judged.
From the Windows
From the windows to the walls, Imma ’bout to deck these halls.
Dashing Through the Day
Dashing through the day, dad carrying all our crap. All the places we go, hoping no one snaps. Extra events to attend. Lots of presents to find. Seeing how far mom can bend before she loses her mind. Oh holidays.
Ho ho holy crap. I spent how much?
Stages of Shopping
The stages of Christmas shopping:
- Plenty of time
- Oh no
Me: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas
Santa: Be realistic
Me: Ok I want 5 min every day to have my coffee hot and pee in peace
Santa: What color unicorn?
It’s beginning to look a lot like… I got my money’s worth from my Amazon prime membership.
Tell me what you want what you really really want. – Santa
- Bake cookies
- Decorate the tree
- Letter to Santa
- Watch a holiday movie
- Drink hot cocoa
- Ride the Christmas train
- Go ice skating
- Go to candy cane lane
- Send holiday cards
- Build a gingerbread house
I planned out our whole day! First we’ll make snow angels for 2 hours and then go ice skating and then eat a whole roll of Tollhouse cookie dough as fast as we can then to finish we’ll snuggle.
I didn’t know I had OCD until I watched my kids hang ornaments on the tree. JK I’ve always known.
- The Holiday
- Love Actually
- Holiday Inn
- This Christmas
- Family Man
- Home Alone
- White Christmas
- Muppet Xmas Carol
- The Family Stone
- Just Friends
The jolliest bunch of elves this side of the nuthouse.
I Am a Gift
Gonna go lay under the Christmas tree until my family wakes up to remind them that I am a gift.
Always jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.
Baby it’s cold outside. No seriously. It’s freakin’ cold out there.
All I’m Saying
All I’m saying is you rarely see a person crying and eating a Christmas cookie at the same time.
Here Comes Amazon
Here comes Amazon, here comes Amazon, right down my driveway.
Peace on Earth
Peace on earth. Goodwill to men. Except a few of you. You know who you are.
Know You’re Old
You know you’re old when you watch Home Alone and wonder how much their mortgage is.
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
Deck the Halls
Deck the halls like Chip and Joanna are watching.
Not a Playa
I’m not a playa, I just crush a lot.
Physically forcing my husband to hang Christmas lights is my cardio.
The worst thing the parents did in Home Alone wasn’t leaving their kid at home. It was trying to force everyone to drink milk with pizza.
Play N*Sync Christmas album.
Want for Christmas
Pro Tip: Yell out exactly what you want for Christmas near your partners cell phone and just wait for FB to send pop-up ads their way.
If I untangle you and you don’t even work, you are dead to me literally and Christmas is over.
Christmas Card Photos
Pro tip for taking the best Christmas card photos: leave your kids at home.
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